Noah’s Ark Found on Mount Ararat — But People Don’t Believe It

People hate God so much they refuse the obvious

So here’s the scoop: a large, boat-shaped structure has been found on Mount Ararat, right where the Bible says Noah’s Ark came to rest.

You’d think this would be a cause for excitement, right? Finally, proof of the legendary vessel that carried two of every animal across a flood-ridden planet! But of course, some people are still looking at this ancient ship-sized find and going, “Eh, I dunno. Could be a big log.”

Bro. Let’s be real here…

Let’s go over the absurdly obvious evidence, and why some people are still somehow, somehow skeptical.

1. Location, Location, Location!

First of all, Mount Ararat. This mountain in Turkey is where the Bible literally says the Ark landed. If you were Noah, wouldn’t you be inclined to say, “Good enough!” and park it there? So when a structure that’s exactly Ark-sized turns up right here, you'd think that would settle things.

But no, skeptics are like, “Well, maybe it’s just a coincidence!” Right. And I’m sure the Eiffel Tower was just randomly built in Paris, too. I mean, spontaneous happening is how humans came about, right?

2. The Exact Dimensions.

Genesis says the Ark was 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high. And wouldn’t you know it? The…