Kamala Harris vs. Donald Trump: The Presidential Showdown of the Century

I feel like we’re in the movie Idiocracy

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As the political landscape shifts and candidates vie for the coveted title of “Leader of the Free World,” two names stand out: Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. While some might think it’s a tough choice, let’s be honest—voting for Kamala Harris is like opting for a salad at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Sure, it’s healthy, but it just doesn’t hit the spot like a double cheeseburger with extra bacon.

1. The Consistency Conundrum

First and foremost, let’s talk about consistency. Kamala Harris’s political positions seem to shift more than a cat at a dog show. One minute she’s on board with progressive reforms, and the next, she’s suddenly in the middle of the road, waving at traffic. It’s like watching a game of political Twister—left foot green, right foot red, and wait, is that a yellow policy? With Harris at the helm, you’d never know whether to stock up on kale or bacon, as her views change with the wind.

On the other hand, Donald Trump’s positions are about as steady as a rock. He knows what he wants, and that’s to be front and center in every headline. Sure, his policies might sometimes resemble a toddler with a crayon, but at least you know where he…