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How To Be The Best Asshole — Facebook Mom Groups
Pour your hatred onto strangers you keyboard warrior!
Social media is a cesspool of trash humans and their trashier opinions. It doesn’t matter what you say; you’re wrong. And fuck you for disagreeing with the masses.
Have you ever joined any groups on Facebook? I swear the most evil of humanity dwells there. At least on your page with your friends (Jamie from your 4th-grade class, and Becca from that rave you took molly at,) they will jump in and state an opinion with a twig up their ass. But Facebook groups? No, they have inserted an entire redwood in their arse.
Me posting in a mom group: “Hey, my toddler only wants to eat chicken nuggets, any tips on how to get her to eat veggies?”
Now, every mom in this group is about to put their leaking milk-tit in its harness, print out a pediatrician degree, and full-blown violate my day.
Sam: “Uh, maybe don’t give her, nuggets?” (added eye roll face)
Ashley: “My girl ONLY eats veggies!” (fuck you Ashley, you’re lying I just looked at your page an saw that little shit eating bacon.)
Pete: “You just have to teach them how to eat healthily; it’s not that hard”…(Go to a dads group Pete you goddamn intruder!)
