Fox And The Hound — A Kink That Changed My Sex Life

I felt like “A whole new world” played while my bed turned into a magic carpet

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For those of you who have been in a long-term relationship, I’m sure we can all agree that your sex life needs a little push off the edge off a cliff every once and a while.

I've been with my husband for a decade now, plagued by the stresses of adulthood, financial problems, and the worlds ultimate contraceptive — a four-year-old. We started dating because our sexual chemistry could only be defined as cosmic. Even still, this far in, there is no shortage of intensity.

I have always been kinky at heart — down to try anything at least once. My husband, he’s more of a simpleton in the bedroom but never hesitated to mash my face into a pillow with a “fake” Brittany spears knife to my throat when asked.

The only thing that has changed our top tier sexual happenings for the worst, is life.

You know, work, bedtimes, the small faint shadow of a little human who decided she wants to tell me about where clouds come from at 1am.

While I scramble to maneuver off my man’s lap, growling into the small human’s direction like she just stole the One Ring from me, it made me realize, a change is needed.