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Advertisements On Social Media Are Like Drug Dealers
You want a cute dress? I saw you googling dresses! I have two for 20$! No? Five dresses for 5$!
Fuck Google. Google is J-Rock from my old neighborhood in Cleveland who caught wind of me buying weed from someone else and tried to cut me a deal. Goddamit J-Rock! I don’t want that dirt weed! Take that two for twenty and fuck off!
You ever notice when you look at ANYTHING online, the next shit you see on Facebook or Instagram is an ad for that item. Aww, look at Alexa’s new kitten!
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WE HAVE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS ON THE MARKET! YOU CAN’T STOP THE FLOW LIKE OUR BRAND! BUY VAGINALOGS NOW AND GET HALF OFF! Money-back guarantee! #vaginalogs
Uh, no, thank you. I’m okay with Tampax.
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DID YOU SAY TAMPAX? VAGINALOGS HAS NO TASSEL, SO NO HASSLE! OUR TAMPONS ARE REMOVABLE VIA WIFI! #vaginalogs
What the actual fuck? I don’t want your fucking pussy logs! Jesus, I’m just going to get off Facebook before I lose it. Let me just check one more…
