Cue the projectile vomiting — It’s no lie that I write the majority of my articles for men. I love men. I love women too, but not like I love men. To me, modern day feminism has completely deteriorated not only women, but men as well. Masculinity is now toxic, which doesn’t make any sense…

What did I just find in her basement? — I can remember the smell of my grandma's perfume when she’d stroll past my brother and I with an unnatural amount of food. I’m serious, she was Italian. Piles of crepes, sausages, fruit doused in sugar, eggs, and freshly squeezed orange juice. To me, as a child, she was just…

What in the hell did I just read? — Who loves Reddit? I do! I go there to get legitimate advice when Google just wants to advertise the entire fucking world to me, and sometimes I go there just to get a good laugh. And holy fuck… This advice is fucking golden! And a bit terrifying, but definitely worth…

Make sure your toy has a suction cup! — There are so many positions to climax in; for some reason, we only use them when we are having sex. We have no issues with bending over backward, stretching to hell and back, or tying ourselves to bed posts, you get the idea. But when we touch ourselves, we just…

It’s not as simple as you think — Most women suck at hand jobs. Not because they don’t try, but because they aren’t a dick owner. Just like most men can't masturbate for a woman as efficiently. There are so many factors that go into a perfect hand job. Strength. Dryness vs wetness. Twists and turns. Simple vs…

I’ll let my grandma speak for herself! — My grandma was a wild woman. One time when I was seven years old, she told me, “Dicks come in many flavors, don’t knock em until you try em!” What the hell that meant, I wouldn’t know until years later. Crazy hag. Now, most people (blame modern feminists) think that…

I must have been “sick” for a decade — When I think of sex, I think of pleasure, romance, dirtiness, and intimacy. Not a contagious kinky-shaped Covid looking ball ruining my intimate moments. …

Being a good dirty little whore 101 — I don’t care if this article upsets anyone because it's the truth. Just like women want a perfect balance in a man between sensitivity and masculinity, men have desired preferences as well. Do women like masculinity anymore? Has that been canceled yet? Well, who cares. If you want to please…

And how to avoid making him feel that way — Men and women are always self-aware of their environment during sexy times. Some of us could care less that we look like a roll of Pillsbury biscuits, and others tend to be a tad more concerned with what their partner sees beyond the silk sheets. I would bet a pretty…