Make sure your toy has a suction cup! — There are so many positions to climax in; for some reason, we only use them when we are having sex. We have no issues with bending over backward, stretching to hell and back, or tying ourselves to bed posts, you get the idea. But when we touch ourselves, we just…

It’s not as simple as you think — Most women suck at hand jobs. Not because they don’t try, but because they aren’t a dick owner. Just like most men can't masturbate for a woman as efficiently. There are so many factors that go into a perfect hand job. Strength. Dryness vs wetness. Twists and turns. Simple vs…

I’ll let my grandma speak for herself! — My grandma was a wild woman. One time when I was seven years old, she told me, “Dicks come in many flavors, don’t knock em until you try em!” What the hell that meant, I wouldn’t know until years later. Crazy hag. Now, most people (blame modern feminists) think that…

I must have been “sick” for a decade — When I think of sex, I think of pleasure, romance, dirtiness, and intimacy. Not a contagious kinky-shaped Covid looking ball ruining my intimate moments. It is true, you can indeed catch the bad sex virus (obviously, I'll explain the symptoms and treatment below) and it can seem like life or…

Being a good dirty little whore 101 — I don’t care if this article upsets anyone because it's the truth. Just like women want a perfect balance in a man between sensitivity and masculinity, men have desired preferences as well. Do women like masculinity anymore? Has that been canceled yet? Well, who cares. If you want to please…

And how to avoid making him feel that way — Men and women are always self-aware of their environment during sexy times. Some of us could care less that we look like a roll of Pillsbury biscuits, and others tend to be a tad more concerned with what their partner sees beyond the silk sheets. I would bet a pretty…

And why they are the best — My mother was a hippie. She was a street walking, artistic, 1970s orgy planning, crazy woman. She died in 2018 after drinking herself to death. One of her last phrases were, “The doctor is a fucking nazi.” Why? Because he wouldn’t let her leave the bed to smoke in the…

We want it — If you’re looking for an easy fix, buy a hooker. A woman who is willing to be dominated by you sexually is either doing so because she enjoys it, or was paid to enjoy it. Unless you’re into being dominated by a woman, I am sure there are millions if…

Open sexuality in today’s society — “You aren't ok with me just trying to stimulate your prostate? I swear it feels amazing for men!” Too many of my friends are hit with this statement by women. Too many of them get this response when respectfully declining. …