There are two kinds of people. One, you couldn’t pay me to get peed on or pee on someone! Gross! And two, I mean, I don’t know if it’s my thing (secretly watches it online.) I was the second. When people asked me, or if there was an open conversation about kinks, I would never admit to being pee-curious. I didn’t want to risk being the weird one in my group of friends. So I did what a lot of you do, I wait till I get home and Google it.

How do you go about expressing, let alone living…

I have always been attracted to men and women, but for some reason, the idea of sleeping with a trans-man/woman wasn’t something I was interested in. Was it my taught sexual preferences? Maybe fear of stepping out of my comfort zone (aka, “traditional” upbringing,) or was it simply me refusing to acknowledge the trans community? I know; it was fear mixed with idiocy and a little bit of transphobia. Yep, I said it. I may have been a little transphobic. Not out of hatred or anything malicious; it was the nervousness of advancing with society. …

If you don’t know who I am, you should probably read more of my stuff. I have done damn near everything. But there are a few things that I think you should add to your bucket list. If you don’t, you’re either crazy, or have the sexual appetite of a potted plant. OK, maybe that was a great bit extreme. But you get the point.

1. The rub down

Whether it’s squirting, or male cum, once your partner has climaxed, have them (or yourself) rub it all over your body. I’m not kidding. I don’t care how nasty it sounds, just try it. You…

Before the internet, if you purchased Mr. Flannigan’s magic youth revitalizing elixir, you had a palpable subject with his visible product to examine. Even back then, the lies of marketing were rampant. “One spoonful a day with your mead will keep the aging at bay!” Now, without the ability to Google his tonic, we had to trust his word and the good ole phrase, “great results!”

“Many marketers imply that you’re definitely going to get the best possible results no matter how unlikely it actually is.”

The one significant difference between Mr. Flannigan and social media is the ability to…

Now, I can’t entirely understand what it’s like to have a penis because the strap-on doesn’t exactly include sensation. But it was an eye-opener, to say the least. The woman I was sleeping with decided to introduce me to the strap-on idea, and I fell in love. I now have a newfound respect for that appendage and its manager; I also kind of envy it.

Out of the massive range of sex toys, I have collected over the years; The strap-on has most certainly earned its place on my golden shelf. Yes, I spray painted one of my shelves gold…

I don’t care how you word it; it’s an excuse. Aside from a few personal reasons involving family, health, etc., everything that you claim is in your way of succeeding is an excuse. If you can move past the obstruction without damaging you or another individual‘s life, then it is an obstacle. And guess what? Obstacles can be moved.

I get it; you have a splitting migraine, you’re depressed from a breakup, you don’t like eating breakfast, and you’ve been waiting forever for the newest episode of Outlander. That’s life – for everyone except entrepreneurs.

Do you think multimillionaires, business…

Now, before anybody gets upset with my choice of expressions, these preferences are based on my personal experiences. Is there a difference between sexual engagement with a masculine man versus a man who would be qualified as a beta? Without a doubt. Now, I’m not saying being a beta male is bad, but from my personal experience, most beta males are too feminine for my personal choice, which we will get into. Is one better than the other? I guess that depends on your personal preference. For me, there most definitely is a difference in bedroom quality.

Beta vs alpha

What is an…

Yes, this topic has been beaten to hell and back. Most of the crap on Medium has. But there are a few secrets everyone left out when involving sex and the naughty little lies that come with it.

Women are adorable little liars when it comes to sex. Don’t think you aren’t. You know it, I know it, and Rick from home depot knows it.

1. Ass to mouth

No. We do not enjoy ass to mouth. Do you think I like sucking fecal matter off a meat stick while you grunt like a character from prometheus and Bob? …