You have no idea how much you don’t understand until you watch real people go at it — I write about sex so much because I genuinely love it. I enjoy allowing my readers to take my words, and my experience, and use them to benefit their own sexual relations. When it comes to intimacy, I often find myself on the greener side of the grass. Ten years…

What a dang shame — I’ll be the first to say it. I didn't like Lizzo. I know little about her other than the parade of haters online who attack her physical appearance. I don’t think she’s physically healthy, I disliked her demeanor on stage, and I didn’t like her music. Well, I’m not being…

The hidden location in northern California is on the top of the conspiracies list for a reason — Have you heard of this secret club in California that is only accessible to the top richest and most powerful men in the world? No? I’ll fill you in a little bit before we dive into the history and hearsay about this remote summer camp for the elites. Bohemian Grove…

If they want drama, I will give them drama — Am I planning on entertaining people based on the sick trauma from my past? Absolutely. Why? Because it’ll make me feel better knowing the entire world will see what happened. What you did. CPS never cared. The cops did nothing. Teachers washed my hair at school, got us a bed…

Rocco from Rocco's Modern life was a phone sex operator — Good luck in your quest to rekindle a sense of innocent nostalgia from your youth. The days of waiting for your box TV to announce a “snow day” by displaying your school’s name at the bottom while enjoying cartoons have long passed. We won’t even get into Disney in this…

Let's talk about sex — I’m sure a lot of us use the term nymphomaniac when expressing a strong and constant sexual desire. It’s frustrating, debilitating sometimes, and unfortunately used as a desired stigma around the world. I get it, the idea of having constant pornographic, Hollywood-style sex seems like a dream come true for…

“Wet ass pussy” isn’t bad considering the past — When I first heard W.A.P. by Cardi-B, my jaw dropped. “Did she just say get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass what?!” Here is one verse from that God-awful song. “Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge Extra large, and extra hard Put this pussy right in yo’ face Swipe…

It's the sign everyone misses! — Strippers. The kryptonite of some men. I would gladly dance naked for you while smelling like applejacks, but I can't dance any better than a flamingo whose equilibrium is off while sporting only one leg. Surprisingly, a lot of men don’t claim to enjoy strip clubs, too much teasing and…

Man, the Bay Area is wild! — Does anyone here live in the Bay Area? I moved from Cleveland, OH, and my oh my. Culture shock is an understatement when addressing the strange happenings in the Bay. It’s almost like an entire city went through the Narnia cupboard while on Acid and made sworn statements to crap…