What does the fox say? — It has been a while since I’ve written anything, I was taking a break. But guess what?! I just dove into the depths of my kinkiest thoughts and made a few purchases on Amazon. They get here on my birthday! (November 29th in case anyone wants to send a Bday…

Yes, it exists — What is sexual grooming? It is a form of abuse that involves manipulating someone until they’re isolated, dependent, and more vulnerable to exploitation. Typically, people think of children when they hear the word, “grooming.” but men and women are groomed as well. Young boys/men are groomed in a much different…

This is why I could never be in that industry — My old best friend wanted to make it in the porn industry, but now she lives in the Bronx working at Mcdonald’s with a horrific reputation. I went on set with her during her first “big” gig. Three massive men, and my tiny 5"2 bestie. …

My entire body was just highjacked by the universe — That little device was handcrafted by the time lords and soaked in the essence of hell before being packaged by the wizards at Hogwarts. Seriously. I don't recommend this sex toy for anyone with a soul unless you plan to forfeit said soul to the nether. …

No joke but kind of funny — First of all, ow. Second of all, I have yet to make enough tips on Medium to build my sex dungeon, so I decided to make my own DIY sex swing. Let me just say, my idea was brilliant, but the execution? — Not so much. In my bedroom, a…

Get creative, ladies! — Panties, lingerie, and all those fun fabrics can be utilized far beyond their natural usage. Trust me, I’m a closet whore. Some men enjoy the look of lingerie, some enjoy unwrapping you, and some could care less if you wore a garbage bag. My man could care less what I…

We have come a long way since pillaging women caveman style — Listen, ladies and cavemen. I have an announcement to make. Sex isn’t the same for men and women and men need to realize a few things about what women enjoy most. …

I am an honored member of the itty-bitty titty committee — My boobs are super small, I’d show you, but I enjoy being on Medium. I am an A-cup, except when I was pregnant, then they got to a C and I realized I hated having bigger boobs. My nipples are long though, I never see that in porn, so I…

I don’t know how to feel about this —