Breaking the laws of traditional sex for a more intimate interaction — For all of you who immediately had an ignorant thought about the title, let me just say one thing. People who are gender fluid aren't left-winged flying bat monsters who are terrorizing the world; they are simply individuals navigating the world through their perspective, not yours or anyone else’s ideology. …

Taking ghosting to a whole new level — For those of you who do not know what ghost sex is, let me tell you. It’s called “Spectrophilia; it is the sexual attraction to ghosts or sexual arousal from images in mirrors, as well as the alleged phenomenon of sexual encounters between ghosts and humans.” — Wikipedia — Yes…

It’s like a blow job, but with your hands! — I know, the dreaded fruit picture. I was struggling to find something without breaking the Medium laws! Ok! Forgive me; I didn’t mean to yell. I digress… I was eleven the first time I squeezed, no, discombobulated a penis. I had no idea what I was doing, and when the…

Is this the magic way to receive a blowjob? — The peak of masculinity! When you can slap your meat stick across the face of an unexpecting lady friend! Wait…Is that appropriate? Yes! Well…not all the time. One time, I was dick slapped in the middle of eating a hotdog (oddly amusing) and I grabbed his dick and put it…

There is an opposite to every stigma — Now, now. I’m a housewife/mom, so spare me your anger from the title. This article is meant to transform your dulled sex life back into that just dating sex when headboards broke, and you woke up feeling like you got clam kicked by a kangaroo. I prmise you this article…

From meat eater to meat swallower — Back again with another bar interview! I live in Silicon Valley; I’m surprised I meet so many unique individuals. This girl was a professional hotdog eater. Yep! She makes money shoving meat down her throat. Obviously, I had to ask the question. “Do you have any blowjob advice?” When I…

Dirty talk for dummies — Did you just tell me I have beautiful breasts? While you’re in the middle of stuffing a rag in my mouth, as heavy metal plays? You thought those words were wise? I kid you not; I started laughing. Not because I was trying to make him feel uncomfortable, but because…

This is insane! — I’m pretty sure you’ve seen my stories before. I have interviewed a man who had sex with his sister, a former hooker, and many other strange encounters at my local bar. This time, it was a meth head. It was close to closing time, and I wanted to take a…

I’ll call him Bucky for safety reasons — After my father passed away from cancer, we moved to a city called Collinwood. It was nestled right in the heart of Cleveland Ohio. For those of you who know, that area is extremely dangerous. However, being a kid, it was fun. Why? …