Assuming is a form of idiocy — Stop! Before you assume I'm just another white woman trying to proclaim my innocence towards my privilege, just read. No, I don’t think “white lives matter” needs to be said, it is racist. Why? Because white lives have always mattered. Black lives have not. …

The weirdest ways men try to get laid that turn women off — Sometimes…sometimes, men have a strange way of peacocking. Truly, I understand that you think this may be the best approach to lure me into the bedroom, but while you do that awkward mating dance, my ovaries are slowly crawling back into wherever they came from. I get it, sometimes sexual…

I’m convinced they are supernatural — I swear, a man’s sack is a direct lineage to Vecna himself. Same texture, same ugliness, and same color patterns. Have you ever looked at a ball sack? Like, really looked at it? It’s like chewed bubblegum that picked up the pattern of crinkled paper. Anyway! I digress. I was…

This is much more complicated than freedom vs murder — Before you jump into the comments, please take the time to control your anger and read. Women are conflicted all over the United States. There are tears, fear, and cheers for this abortion ban. Don’t assume because I am pro-life that I support this ban. But also, don’t assume that…

I’m going to let my body parts speak for themselves! — If I think back real hard, I can remember the first time a boy put his grubby little fingers on me. I felt like a piece of chocolate cake during a party tasting. We were both young, so I assume he wanted to grab as many pieces of flesh as…

Pay attention to the signs — I am 33 years young! And when I tell you that I am craving sex 24/7, I am not kidding. Sunday, Monday, morning, noon, night, etc. I always thought it was because I have a hyper-sex drive, but when I started talking to my friends, We all noticed something we…

How to amplify sexual intimacy by playing with light — Do you want to use light to transform your sex life? I fumbled around, grabbing at any form of warm flesh. At one point, I grabbed his kneecap, which was still sexy. I had no idea what I was caressing or going inside of me; all I knew was that…

Medium is the control hub — Rebooting… #if defined(CONFIG_ARM) || defined(CONFIG_UNICORE32)29#define DEFAULT_REBOOT_MODE = REBOOT_HARD30#else31#define DEFAULT_REBOOT_MODE32#endif33enum reboot_mode reboot_mode Loading interface… Press 1 for character select Hey! Do you want to make $5k a month writing about writing about writing about writing! Shit, wrong intro, one second. Send glitch report for character #2

Trigger warning for your feelings — We all have personal opinions, but sometimes, those opinions are about as valid as getting a blowjob from a lawnmower. Aka, the definition of pure idiocy. Hell, I have a few idiotic (unpopular) opinions! Pineapple goes on pizza Red and blue don’t look good together A penis is cute The…