Open your eyes! — Bro. The entire world recognizes the reasons why women don’t fuck you; you need to know why from a woman’s perspective, not a man’s. I don’t think a lot of men understand that you can’t just bring dick. You have to bring more. And ladies, you need to just leave…

Equality my ass — Women have it good compared to men in the bedroom. This is one thing I will not waiver on, your opinions fail miserably when it comes to the obviousness of today's society. If you’re a woman and disagree, you’re in denial. If you’re a man, you already agree 9/10. Let’s…

You’re making it harder than it needs to be — and not in a good way — Blowjobs are the same as creating an art piece. You have to actually enjoy what you’re doing. Have you ever had a dude stick his tongue in between your legs and all you could think about was who saw your latest Insta story? Yeah, men are the same. Contrary to…

Disney, please exit stage left — Yes, yes. I know, your man is your knight in shining tinfoil and is undoubtedly devoted to everything that you are. You’re wrong. Kinda. Sure, he may not be a cheater, or a porn addict, he may not hang out with the “guys,” but don’t get it twisted. Men will…

Holy awakening, Batman! — So, most of you know that for a couple of years I pretty much lived on Medium. I wrote multiple articles a day, varying from advice, to criticism, personal stories, or straight bullshit. All of what I shared was true, opinion or not. I have always either been with men…

I felt like “A whole new world” played while my bed turned into a magic carpet — For those of you who have been in a long-term relationship, I’m sure we can all agree that your sex life needs a little push off the edge off a cliff every once and a while. I've been with my husband for a decade now, plagued by the stresses of…

This advice is for all the weirdos out there — We all have a little kink in us. Some, like to be tied up, and pretend their partner is a violent home invader who's come to steel…pussy…and some of us, enjoy dressing up as giant pandas, or cats, sexy ninjas? But… There are some of us who have tried it…

Shout out to Daily Wire for making a re-make! — What in the force-fed feminism is this shit? The new Snow-White movie is going to be a worth watching in the same way you enjoy watching dogs' shit on lawns. Disgusting, but you can't look away because…its shit. Alright. I will look past her skin not being as white as…

Do you think you're good in bed? Let's face it, for women, sex is a lot more complicated than it is for men. All most men need, is a hole, a hot body, and…well…that's it. (Yes, some men, the rare ones, actually enjoy the woman to be present during the…